Derpin' and Jerkin'

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there are two types of people

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Fma meme: Favorite Male Character

↳ Edward Elric

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roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back


“Hey, did you know? My blood is black.”

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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rabioheab:

what do you mean navy seals aren’t actual seals

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tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

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lindsaychrist:

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

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meladoodle:

dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

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